Friday, April 10, 2009

Boys have cooties.

Kids are hilarious. Valerie makes me laugh one hundred times a day. So I am going to start trying to write them down more often. Feel free to add your own at the end of any blog.

So, last night we were driving to the gym and Valerie was sharing with us her vast knowledge of animal sounds. We got to donkey and she began to explain the differnce in tone between girl and boy. "Girls go like this (high screechy heehaw) and boys go like this (low gutteral heehaw). Steven says"So that is a boy sound, huh?" Valerie replies, "Yep, I speak boy. And human and animal." AHAHAHAHA

This morning Valerie is talking to Steven and all of a sudden she said, "Only boys lie. Girls don't lie, only boys do."

That's right, I am raising a little sexist and I think it is HILARIOUS. Next week she is going to burn my bras.....

2 comments:

Merynne said...

I don't know what my deal is, but I just started following your blog! Why didn't you say something? Lol, I was wondering why I never saw you in my blog updates... I had to catch up on you! :)

Super Mom said...

ROFL Well, she IS right you know - BOYS LIE. :)

And Josie told me the other day "When I get older I am going to be a mommy so I can have my own house with my own rules. AND my own recipes..."

And later she told me that "This is the WORST DAY EVER". Hmmm... drama queen...